independently codependent

I’m working on a list of people who are funnier than Sarah Silverman.

critormiss:

Let me just tell you guys, it takes A VERY LONG TIME to write down the name of every single person on Earth. Not to mention the fact that every single day, LITERALLY thousands of people die and need to be crossed off, and thousands of others are born.

I will die before I finish this list. When I do, I hope someone crosses me off.