1. pigtailsbowsxsandos:

peachinbeantown:

yes, you are.

Actually, you’re average-height and kinda pale, but fantastic at all times <3

He needs this on a t-shirt

    pigtailsbowsxsandos:

    peachinbeantown:

    yes, you are.

    Actually, you’re average-height and kinda pale, but fantastic at all times <3

    He needs this on a t-shirt

  2. eidesis:

(via konrad)

    eidesis:

    (via konrad)

  3. abp:

meldoesgradschool:pancakenation:(via misswallflower)
  4. hoarr:

robotindisguise:

And the best one…. Bell Biv Dafoe

SPIDER-MAN!!!

    hoarr:

    robotindisguise:

    And the best one…. Bell Biv Dafoe

    SPIDER-MAN!!!

  5. times have changed...

    txtsfrmlstnght:

    (651): i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college


    ‘watch a movie’ used to mean sex when I was in college

  6. hoarr:

The Adventures of Pete and Pete ‘09
Wow.  Big Pete and Little Pete sure got old real fast didn’t they?  Waitaminute…that means I got old fast too!

I know that He is going to love this since we&#8217;ve discussed before how Pete and Pete was the best show of the 90s Nickelodeon set.

    hoarr:

    The Adventures of Pete and Pete ‘09

    Wow.  Big Pete and Little Pete sure got old real fast didn’t they?  Waitaminute…that means I got old fast too!

    I know that He is going to love this since we’ve discussed before how Pete and Pete was the best show of the 90s Nickelodeon set.

  7. fuckyeah1990s:

Hells yeah.

    fuckyeah1990s:

    Hells yeah.

  8. I'm The Worst Phone Sexter Ever

    hoarr:

    Promising to give someone a good “ducking” is just embarassing for all parties involved.

  9. lorenrochelle:

life lesson #487,582. [via]

    lorenrochelle:

    life lesson #487,582. [via]